Ache #2: The Twins trade Tom Brunansky



In 1988, the Twins were the defending World Series Champions. Despite only winning 85 games in the regular season (the second lowest win total of any World Series Champion), the Twins were able to upset the mighty Detroit Tigers in the ALCS, then beat the St. Louis Cardinals in seven games in the World Series.

While some fans only know the big names from that '87 squad like Hall of Famers Kirby Puckett and Bert Blyleven or all-time great Twins like Kent Hrbek, Danny Gladden and Frank Viola, there is one name that doesn't usually garner a lot of attention.

Tom Brunansky.

Tom Brunansky: Destroyer of Worlds and
holder of babies

And in 1988, they traded him to St. Louis for what they thought would be a rock in the middle infield: Tom Herr.

The Twins traded for Bruno one month into the 1982 season in exchange for All-Star pitcher (because somebody had to represent the Twins in 1981...) Doug Corbett and second baseman Rob Wilfong, who led the American League in Sacrifice Hits in 1979.

Rob Wilfong: Sac hit extraordinaire. 


The Twins, coming off a 41-68 record during the strike-shortened 1981 season, were looking still looking for new face-of-the-franchise. The glory days of Harmon Killebrew, Rod Carew and Tony Oliva smacking the ball around the Met were long over. The Twins opened the state-of-the-art Metrodome in 1982. In fact, since winning the AL West Pennant in 1971, the Twins hadn't finished higher than third in the division. A new era of Twins baseball had begun.

In 1982, Brunansky joined a core of Twins players including Kent Hrbek, Tim Laundner, Gary Gaetti, and Frank Viola among others. As a team, the Twins lost a then franchise-record 102 games, but Brunansky was a bright spot. As a rookie, he hit .272 with 20 home runs and drove in 46 runs. In fact, Bruno would hit 20+ home runs every year for the next nine seasons.

The ol' Metrodome. Because who doesn't
want to watch baseball inside of a garbage
bag?

He was an All-Star in 1985 and had solidified himself as the everyday right fielder, while seeing some occasional playing time in left (by 1985, center field was being held down by a pudgy, under-sized player named Kirby Puckett). In 1987, the Twins made the playoffs for the first time in 16 years despite only winning 85 games.

The Twins were huge underdogs in the 1987 ALCS, facing a 98-win Detroit Tigers team. Brunansky would hit .412 with nine RBI as the Twins won the series in five games.

The face you make when an 85 win team knocks you out of the playoffs...

Similar story line in the World Series. The Twins were matched up against a 95-win Cardinals team making their third World Series appearance in six years. Although it wasn't Bruno that killed the Cards, individually (he was 5-for-25 with 2 RBI), the Twins wouldn't have been in position to win the World Series without him on the roster.

In 1988, the Twins brought back the entire starting roster, with the exception of DH Don Baylor. But the Twins felt there was one position they could upgrade if the opportunity presented itself: second base.

Steve Lombardozzi was a ninth-round pick by the Twins in 1981 and had been part of the revolving door at second base for the Twins since Rod Carew moved to first base. Ironically enough, the St. Louis Cardinals got off to a slow start in the 1988 campaign. With a 4-11 record, GM Del Maxvill was desperate for a power hitter after All-Star right fielder Jack Clark (who finished third in the NL MVP voting in 1987) left the Cardinals for the New York Yankees in free agency. He put Tom Herr, a vital piece of the three NL Pennant teams, on the trade block.


Steve Lombardozzi once held the record
for the longest last name to hit a postseason
home run until Doug Mientkiewicz in 2002.

Twins GM Andy McPhail thought the opportunity was too good to pass up. He traded Brunansky to St. Louis on April 22nd for Tom Herr, straight up.

At the time, the deal made sense for both teams. The Twins had a lot of outfield depth. Along with starters Dan Gladden and Kirby Puckett, the Twins felt like players like Randy Bush and/or Mark Davidson were ready to be the every day right fielder, they were looking for a left-handed batter for the top of the lineup (Herr is a switch hitter) and McPhail said that he thought 'Tom Herr was one of the four or five best second baseman playing today". 

The Cardinals,on the other side, thought they had Herr's replacement in Luis Alicia (they were wrong) and they thought Herr, who was in the final year of his contract, would leave via free agency (he had stated that he wouldn't have).

Herr spent one season in Minnesota, hitting a respectable .263, but only knocked in 21 runs in 80 games...waaaaaay off his 83 RBI the previous season. At the end of the 1988 season, he became a free agent and signed with Philadelphia.

Basically what shows up when you do
an image search for 'Tom Herr on the Twins'

Tom Brunansky, on the other hand, had some success in St. Louis he hit 42 home runs in two seasons for the Cardinals and led the team in home runs both seasons, but the end of the 1980s Cardinals dynasty was nigh, and the team wouldn't make the playoffs again until 1996. Bruno then floated around the league, playing for Milwaukee and Boston (twice) before retiring in 1995.

The Twins were able to rebuild from the bad trade, however, signing RF Shane Mack in 1990 and having second baseman Chuck Knoblauch (the 1991 Rookie of the Year) waiting in the wings.

So while this isn't the WORST trade in Twins history, it certainly sucks to have missed out of a few more prime Bruno years for 80 games of Tom Herr.


Ache #1: The Ed Thorpe Memorial Trophy

In the last two decades, sports fans have seen two of professional sports most prevalent curses broken by the Boston Red Sox in 2004 and the Chicago Cubs in 2016. One that remains unbroken with no end in sight is the curse that haunts the Minnesota Vikings: The Curse of the Ed Thorp Memorial Trophy.

Ed Thorpe was an early football referee, rules expert and a friend to some of the early NFL owners. When he died in 1934, the owners decided to create a trophy to honor him. In today's NFL, when a team wins the Lombardi Trophy, they get a brand new trophy. There was only one Ed Thorp trophy and it was passed on from champion to champion much like the NHL's Stanley Cup.

A news clipping from the June 23rd edition of the Berkeley Daily Gazette announcing that Thorp had passed away.

The Ed Thorp Memorial trophy was the NFL's championship trophy from 1934-1969.

In 1966, the NFL agreed to merge with the AFL to create one National Football League. However, the league decided to continue to award the to the winner of the NFL Conference. The last team that won the award was the Minnesota Vikings.

The Vikings only won a single Ed Thorp trophy in the franchise history. After all, Minnesota had only been in the league for eight years, but had the building blocks in place to be one of the great franchises of the 1970s. Hall of Fame head coach Bud Grant was now in his third season as head coach and had taken the Vikings from a 3-8 team to 12-2 and the top of the NFL. With Pro Bowl quarterback Joe Kapp at the helm, future Hall of Famers Ron Yary and Mick Tingelhoff protecting him, and Alan Page, Carl Eller, Gary Larson and Jim Marshall on the defensive line, Minnesota was poised to win multiple championships.

They defeated the Baltimore Colts, who had knocked them out of the 1968 NFL Playoffs, by 38 points en route to a 12 game winning streak in 1969. In fact, they led the league in both PPG (27.1) and PA (9.1). The Vikings literally dominated every aspect of the game. On January 4th, 1970, they shellacked the Cleveland Browns in the NFL Championship game at a freezing Metropolitan Stadium 27-7 to advance to their first Super Bowl. The team was awarded the final Ed Thorp Memorial Trophy as the 1969 NFL Champions.

And they lost it.

Straight up lost it. The trophy just disappeared.

Fans didn't know it at the time, but losing the Ed Thorp trophy would kick off a decades-long curse for the Minnesota Vikings. They entered Super Bowl IV as 12 point favorites against Len Dawson and the Kansas City Chiefs.

Yeah, about that...

The Vikings lost 23-7.

But that's not all folks. Despite re-acquiring Hall of Fame quarterback Fran Tarkenton from the New York Giants in 1972 and featuring the daunting Purple People Eater defense, the Vikings would lose three Super Bowls in four years from 1974 to 1977. The year they didn't make the Super Bowl was the famed "Hail Mary" play from Roger Staubach to Drew Pearson that knocked the Vikings out of the playoffs in 1975.

And it doesn't end there. From the Herschel Walker trade in 1989 to Gary Anderson in 1998 to the Brett Favre interception in 2010 to Blair Walsh in 2016, the Vikings have seen promising seasons end in tears and frustration. In fact, the Vikings have the most playoff losses (28) in league history.

The kicker with the Ed Thorp Memorial Trophy is that, to this day, nobody knows where that trophy is.

It was discovered in 2015, however, that there the original traveling trophy was only awarded from 1934 to 1939, when the Green Bay Packers stashed it, and a new trophy was awarded to the rival Chicago Bears in 1940. What's even more intriguing is that somebody continued to etch the names of the winners of the trophy on the original until 1951, when it ran out of room.